Diddy - my cr is keyless entry but I keep the key in a tin that previously had M&S Stong Mints inside! Very good idea and blocks the signal between the car and the key.

 Supposedly. This Palmer bloke from Crawley is lazy and doesn’t care, remind you off one our other strikers?

 I have been on here quite a bit but not interested in joining in on a lot of non football crap that we have had. Roll on the season proper

 MAD... Nope have gone from Ford ST to Vauxhall VXR as VXR is not keyless and not forgetting the extra 25bhp yay!!

 We are linked to Mikel Miller from hamilton again on twitter

 Bit of a floor that. I’m aware of cars vanishing - mate had his car stolen, plod were so slow on uptake, he was watching the tracker....until it was removed 4 hours later. Still, he got a crime number 2 days later. Then was asked to attend the police station 10 days later to be asked where he was on the night it was stolen: “at home giving you a live update as my fucking car was flying down the M2”!

 MAD.... No my car was never found. Police and Insurance company said it seems like it was stolen to order and could have gone abroad. Keyless start cars can be scanned so easily by a device and the thieves are in and off. At least got paid out full amount and bought another car now which has tracker on it and a dirty big chain and padlock around the steering.

 SurreyDave hasn't been around much during the EuroVision Song Contest, has he?

 Yes I heard The Thing rumour as well Diddy, unfortunately gives away a lot of free kicks for hand ball though so wally’s not interested

 Diddy, did your car get found?

 Yes this guestbook is about football so I have heard a rumour we are going to sign a player called The Thing. Apparently plays as an attacking midfielder come striker.

 Windlesham..... Yes I get bored very easy :-)

 I thought the idea of this site was to talk about football and not to have a go at each other. There will be a lot happening in the next week or so with AFC so lets concentrate on that

 Can I assume that your life outside of this GB is quite dull, Diddy? 😉

 I know the feeling Diddy. Just tow the line in future ....

 Red Kite I just get very excited sometimes when posting on here and misspell in my excitement!! Spit the don stop being a drip and flouncing off else who else am I going to be able to out dick!!

 Anyone know how Wallys last minute beano came about? Assuming it’s more about trialling a couple/bonding session away from the twitteratse?

 Give me my £27 before you flounce Spit !!

 Shouldn't that be tail Diddy :)

 Insulted by Mad and Diddy in 12 hours,im flouncing off

 My observation would be that YW sees the people having a go at him here as 'traditional bullies' and he was taught when he was young that you had to front up to bullies to halt them. On the internet, it is the other way round, the more you respond the more grief you get, just ignore and it will stop.

 Think we are all fighting on here to be crowned the biggest dick on here!! I have Middle aged don ahead of me followed by Spit the don but I am on your tale so beware! :-)

 Trott does look like he’s made from pipe cleaners. Needs a few Kebabs & some weight training

 Nothing wrong with a good old fart

 Young Trott seemed to be blowing thro his ars in that video!