Another poor performance in the cricket - why do all England teams have such a weak mentality in big games?

 I think Appiah's best goal was the one at Pompey on New Year's Day.

 I got excited seeing you were coming over this side of the pond... then I see it's in 4 days' time and in against a second tier side in an incredibly grim place. The only positive I can think of the place is it has a nice bar with good view of the pitch. Middle of nowhere. Not the most challenging opposition either.. even my team got drawn in the cup against them and won 0-7 down there :D

 MAD do you mean sick note?

 Lurker - Bass thought he was shit too!

 If that is White he was doing the warm up pre matches quite a few times late season. I really hope he’s still got growing in him cos he’s short.

 Looks like Bury are starting the season half way down already [Link]

 People keep bringing up sick notes goal against West Ham as what he can do - I’d suggest watching it again, his shot is pretty tame and heading to where the keeper has covered and the deflection takes it in. I’ve still seen nothing to suggest he is a 175k pa player.

 Is there something I’m missing? Roy Keane gone from 14/1 to 4 /1 as our new manager on paddy power? Or just a wind up?

 Sparty ‘if he shows a good attitude and does well’? He’s has 24 months to do so....😯

 ‘Tis young Bert White and he’s decent - but 17?

 OD - third keeper is Bert White, part of the youth set up I believe

 I wonder if we're signing a Wexford player and the PSF is part of the deal?

 We’re ‘skint’ but travelling to Ireland and Germany for pre season.

 Problem is how many chances is Appiah going to get to prove himself. Wally must see something in him if he's to stay.

 Is this what we are spending all our cup run money on? Trips abroad!

 Is Wexford near Craggy Island?

 Anyone recognise that third keeper in the video at the beginning? Is he a youth keeper of ours? We clearly will need three keepers...

 If Appiah does well for us and shows a good attitude I'd keep him, but if it's the same old Kwesi then I'd be more than happy to get rid.

 £64 return on Irish Ferries

 Wonder if we are signing a player from Wexford?

 Papers must be losing his shit over the late notice for Ireland

 I saw Kwesi Appiah in the Twitter video

 fucking bastards organising an Ireland tour so late

 Id hate it if my birthday was 31st June