diddy and the last one is still probably the most useful ;-)

 Wonder if anyone here has taken up a job at the BBC or Tesco [Link] I personally find it dispickleble.

 ...or just squad numbers.

 Why are the flags still on here? Would shirts with names and squad numbers be a suitable alternative?

 LURKER... I have alarm, Imobilizer, Tracker, steering Pro lock and a 2 ft chain and pad lock as well as cctv now. O yes and a baseball bat!!

 diddy hence why I was pointing out you can get the locking cover for the cpu port as well - theory these days is as much of a pain as possible to them. (Cos lets be honest, the more techy the world has got the biggest gainers have been thieves)

 LURKER.... steering wheel locks can be removed in seconds. All they do is saw through the steering wheel and slide it off!! Simple and takes 20 seconds to saw through steering wheel.

 Wags - you are the hardest dick of all, because you self-banned yourself for over a year. ;p

 On the car security theme, for those that don't know, you can buy a lock for the CPU port as well as steering wheel/gear stick.

 NORRIS he is a striker we could have got for free a year ago from Carshalton. Local lad went school near Wallington and from Croydon. Only 23.

 MAD... You are not wrong but I spend a lot of time driving in Kent, Surrey and Berkshire so can open it up.

 Is he a striker or defender? 5 goals in 37 apps.

 So you can get from one traffic jam to the next quite quickly Diddy 😂

 Diddy good point, if your car gets broken into and it looks like nothing has been taken and its keyless then worry. So many ways with those you can do it anyway, on top of accessing the signal from the fob and what was done to yours you've got blocking the signal when you lock it. So always check the car is locked when you lock it with the fob.

 Transfer news: [Link]

 MAD...It is actually LEZ applicant. Very quick at 6.5 secs to 62 :-)

 VXR Diddy??

 Windy - possibly! The M&S tin is better than the round one that is used for Travel Sweets it seems, despite being smaller ;-)

 I see that the USA and Holland both managed to make the QFs of the World Cup with penalties (in the USA case, two penalties). VAR has ruined this World Cup for me. Giving penalties for handball at point blank range, making defenders put their arms behind their backs when defending a cross (most unnatural) and don't get me going on handball being all the way up to the shoulder. Change it back to the hand alone or make it armball! And the offside decisions, where the margins are down to centimetres is crazy.

 SECRET AGENT... Kept my fob in a tin too but they are very clever as what they did was smash my window 2 months before they stole it and scanned the USB PORT. Can be done in seconds. They then waited 8 weeks and came back after having glass replaced. They probably scanned the car brain onto a iPhone and opened it with that. I even had a steering crook lock on and they stole it with ease.

 SA are the original contents of the tin important?

 The site says we have a fee lined up.

 So the Wexford trip. Last min. Could we be signing a player or are we going to be linking up with them, somewhere to send our young players and we can get some gems.

 Mikel Miller is under contract until 2020 and would expect a fee. I doubt that our budget would run to that unless we can unload someone.

 boggy - I'd be the same if I was playing for Crawley!!