I also find Dr Wu to be fairly decent. But the humour isn't as biting as it once was. Are you with me, Dr Wu? Or are you really just a shadow of the man that I once knew?

Dondog - really??? 😤

MID - this is classic stuff! Are you sure you're not projecting here?

Can't we all just get along 😬?

It's a flounce but if you do go and then come back you can always deny it was a flounce to begin with . Worked last time 😀

Wu - The concern is more that if any of our coaching staff read here they may decide that 'rush goalie' is a genuine option for next season...

But you can't even flounce without wallowing in your smug, and misplaced, sense of superiority. Relentlessly dull shit jokes aren't the issue - it's the fact that use them as a vehicle for to remind everyone of how clever (and aloof) you see yourself. If you are going then I recommend a little self-reflection, as I imagine you're a right twat at work and home as well.

Ignore Wu if you find him tedious or unfunny. I missed him in his previous absence and would do so again. Having heard the 1 o'clock news, I'm much more positive about going against the other five accused (and Duckenfield if he could be proved to have lied after the event or altered statements). He made a wrong and tragic decision to open the gates but I'd find it hard to see that as gross negligence given he had to make the decision in a few seconds, rather than having time to examine all possible consequences.

A flounce is a flounce. Anyway, why would you?

I know Kyle, I'm going to need a second sticker book. Important question, does it count as a flounce if one leaves for the greater good? I can't have MID et al quietly seething for the next decade.

Lots of shinies today Wu !!!!

Hey, stop picking on my friend Wu - he has never wound up anyone on here...

I vote that you permanently fuck off.

Wow, another long term fan joins the hating. Impressive work! Any more? Feels like we should have a Wu-exit poll - I promise to honour it.

Dr Wu genuinely imagines he is more intelligent than the rest of us - that he has insight that we lack. That's the undercurrent for much of his 'humour'. He's fucking tedious.

Wu's comments are harmless/mildly amusing. Some on here need to get an anti-twisting device for their underwear.

David Fitzpatrick signed for Barrow according to twitter

TBF - I thought that was reasonably funny for Wu for a change :-)

Wu -shouldn't you be making up your next ITK posting of the next signing we are making????

WD - You can fill the time correcting your grammar and spelling, perhaps? Insults never cut quite as deep when you struggle to understand them. ;)

I'm not against prosecutions but I think the inquests were the point for the families. Trials are not a greater vindication for them in my opinion and I'm still unsure what will be achieved by banging up Duckenfield for a few months or years, assuming he is found guilty.

Someone else your constant boring bullshit is annoying. We await the next installment of your next hilarious episode.

Fair enough CW. Happy to refrain from any further attempts at humour, which should provide plenty of room for more of your classic anecdotes. Can we have one now? I and many others particularly enjoy the European ramblings.

Hilariously unfunny as usual Wu

Reports from pre-season training suggest we are experimenting with 11 aside games without a formal goalkeeper. Darius Charles is apparently playing rush-goalie with some success, and our distribution from the back is markedly improved.