Norway's is a decent bit of Europop.

 I am actually watching this in North Macedonia and their song has about as much hope as Watford.

 🇩🇰 for me so far

 Germany and Cyprus thus far...

 Halfway there and nothing had really grabbed my attention yet.

 At the moment - North Macedonia has impressed me the most.

 Birdie at 5

 I've also got Koepka to go bogey free at 14/1. If you lot are gonna bore me with Eurovision updates I'm providing hole by hole progress in return.

 Nobody voting for North Macedonia then?

 Not supporting North Macedonia with the hashtag #MKD

 Mrs UA wants a flag too....

 I did yes 😀

 Oooh, what flag can I have?

 Dugout Don did you spot the womble right at the start

 So at the moment Malta is the best song so far. Czech's was good as a song with a better singer I'd like it. Russia, Albania and Germany are 'piles of toilet' (Terry Brown, 2012)

 Ref - If I did I suspect you'd just find another way to out yourself :D

 Did the Swiss entrant take the opportunity to return the artwork?

 And next time you make me a double tag can you make it San Miguel proof :)

 I'm off to Malta on Wednesday so I can tell them in person how crap their song was. 🙉

 AFCWimbledon v Liverpool on the facup programme on bbc4 if you’re struggling to find something to watch and not engrossed in the Eurovision

 Bert - no idea. I've got bundles on the golf. £400 profit on Koepka so I've cashed in £100 and gone Koepka/Johnson 67 or under, Rose/Koepka same and Koepka to lead by 7, 8 or 9.

 The only goòd thing about the Eurovision is the voting. Will Cyprus give maximum points to Greece and vice versa?

 Well, that's the Maltese song out of the way. And what a piece of shite that was.

 About 3 1/2 lurker.

 Oh dear god how many hours is this fucking shite on tonight