Spit, reckon that is bollocks but Scottish prem would probably be a good next step for JJ whenever it happens

DO - Only kosher slaughter, I think, but I have always had a lot of Jewish friends as there we a lot of German Jewish refugees where I grew up after the war. As a nerdy child I wondered about the implications of exempting a group from bits of the law or turning a blind eye, even if I had warm feelings towards the community concerned.

Good luck [Link]

I'm forever grateful Sandy 👍

Padds - what have we conceded to Jews? Can't think of anything.

If you have young kids, this may be important to you [Link]

Went to buy the new elonex shirt for my sons with 4 Jones on the back (it’s our surname anyway) but it’s an extra £20 for the template, I can’t justify forking out £160 on two shirts 🤷 would be nice but just too pricey

I know, nick. I've regretted it ever since, on and off.

I believe it was me, Swiggy!

Jonesy should've stitched notches down the arms of his shirt. One for every victim. Would've needed longer arms though.

There used to be great South Indian vegetarian restaurants if you headed south from Tooting Broadway. Are any of them still going?

Pads, you should have owned it and gone full Psycho.

Nice

I was tempted to buy that Elonex shirt at the time with 'Jones 4' on the back. I was Wihemena no mates at the school gates in a strange town and thought I'd make a virtue of it. Bottled it though.

Reading back, is Lahore Karahi a decent restaurant? I always seem to end up at Dastaan whenever I fancy a Ruby, which I think is the best Indian for miles around. The nasty King is still trying to close my very (joint) favourite Indian restaurant, with his Clown Estates claiming that more office space is required in London and they need to take the entrance lobby back in June. Strange when you consider the history of the place and Charlie boy's family links to it.

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When I first joined the guest book my tag was Tom Sw16. It was in a "gothic" font and promoted another member (can't remember who) to ask who was Tomato Swig? And it stuck

Apologies if I have attacked previously…

What is the origin of the tag Mr Swig?

I had one bought for me 2 years ago for my 70th. It was always my favourite.

Indeed Trigg (assuming that’s not a euphemism…).

Our Scottish cousins enjoy a small dirk now and then.

Anyone going to buy the new Elonex shirt? Will have to have a look at it first - it needs to be proper, like the original I’ve still got…

Tom Swig - true, but in the wrong hands, a compass in a maths lesson or a sharpened pencil (or blade from said sharpener) can also be deadly - I always say it’s more about the person than the item itself….

A small token can still kill