JJ’s birthday today apparently. A Stockley hattrick would be a lovely gift just sayin’.

Good luck to all in Yorkshire today.

A4e - a nice hot fire can cure it pretty quickly.

Managed a day on the North York Moors heritage railway just before they stopped using steam and turned to diesel and alternative fuel trains.

You probably switched it off without a second thought, OI. We did we now vaguely remember. We don't need HMG seeking us out in our home. Horrible.

Trigg - re bbq bans, I agree - as someone said on the radio today, sadly there’s no cure for thick….

I was at a DnB gig in a wooded area when the alarm went off. Loads of the lubricated by alcohol audience thought it was a part of the act then saw lots of people looking around for a fire. Then realised it wasn't either.

I work remotely so haven’t been in an office environment since end of December or even on a train since the end of last season. After the multiple heatwaves we’ve had over the last couple of months I now find myself on a train with the aircon on full. It’s an odd sensation to feel cold.

I assume all the warnings were when the system was being tested, you can hardly have a warning that an emergency situation has suddenly arisen. That leaves the argument over whether yesterday's was a suitable use of the system. My almost always switched off phone, received nothing, maybe I opted out when it was being tested.

I’d take a repeat of last season before a ball is kicked in anger. It had everything, a stellar early run and one kick away from going too far enough into the season for it to count. A disastrous winless run which not only killed any playoff hopes but started to manifest the spectre of the drop. A rally, an injury crisis, another slide down the table and then a well-earned last minute winner to guarantee safety with a game to spare.

YAY Happy new season of league football everyone, may the journey be filled with great memorable and successful moments that deliver us with an end that is devoid of stress.

Sadly I can understand the BBQ ban because too many people these days seem to have no common sense, self awareness or consideration for anything or anyone else.

Cobra meeting, ban disposable BBQ.

I was in Sutton Sainsbury's car park when the alarm went off. Thankfully my phone was on the mount and I was able to disable it quickly which I wouldn't have been allowed to do if I'd been on the open road. When the alarm was initially tested warnings were widely advertised giving folk the opportunity to turn the alerts off. How many domestic violence victims with secret phones were uncovered this evening? No criticism of the alert, just the lack of prior warning.

Should have said 'I've had a notification of her points, but not of mine'

Caught in your lap did you Spit.

Loyalty points system works well! My daughter's ticket is allocated to my email address, so she's had a notification of her points, but not me (and we should have a similar number of points)

That goverment alarm made me jump earlier,I nearly dropped my disposable BBQ

Pads, I know a Saints fan who was glad to get kicked out of the play offs to not go through the VAR circus, had the best season in ages last time out because of that, and winning a lot obviously.

I bet the Wolves fans feel a strange feeling of liberation!

Great advert for championship football with Wolves 2 - 2 Blackburn just finished and all because there is no VAR. Late drama with a penalty given for Wolves because of a clear handball but unclear as to whether it was inside our outside of the penalty area. Ref made his decision and Wolves equalised from the penalty a lot.

But neither did the Times Ed Supp journalist who tried to question him about his academic credentials deserve to be investigated by the police and warned not to approach him again because he was damaging his mental health.

RIP. He was a fantasist and harmed other black academics but nobody deserves to be hounded to death by some of the media, egged on by a few people in powerful positions.

WTID, posts that start with "all i ask ..." usually fall flat disappointed both in sport, business and politics ;-/

I blame Farage, Keefy.