Ignore my question found this explanation which makes it clear a save doesn't make you onside. "Gaining an advantage is by playing the ball or interfering with an opponent when it has rebounded or been deflected off the goalpost, crossbar or an opponent or been deliberately saved by an opponent. A player in an offside position receiving the ball from an opponent, who deliberately plays the ball (except from a deliberate save), is not considered to have gained an advantage. Therefore, the officials must decide whether the defender deliberately played the ball or whether it deflected or rebounded from him or her. Factors to consider in making this determination include whether the defender moved a body part toward the ball, the distance of the defender from the ball when it was played and whether the ball is expected by the defender. Yet the attacker in an offside position (when the ball was originally played) receiving the ball from a goalkeeper or a defender from a deliberate save is still offside."

Question for those who know. Ball is crossed in from corner and an attacking player heads it. Another attacking player is behind all defenders and the keeper. The keeper saves the header and the offside at the header player taps it in. Should that count? Because it feels like bollocks that a player can basically goal hang like that.

They never banned this advert though [Link]

Digy - I just did a search for that particular word. The second post down was Kentish agreeing not to use it in future. He inadvisably used it to describe an idiot. You, on the other hand, have suggested that people have a mental illness just because they disagree with you.

Thanks to Burt for all you to do to keep this place going along with other gimps

Digy: To be honest there are members here who ruin this place. I'm concerned that the gimps are locking members out for one thing but then aren't being consistent...

At least Kt2 can see hypocrisy and double standards of this place. Kentish is free to call me a cretin, but if I call him one, Sleepy Burk locks me out of my account. He also conflated dementia with a mantle illness in attempt to remove my account, even though it is a degenerative condition not psychiatric one. If my elderly 👴 aunt fkorgets her name I'll ♿ wheel her to the nearest psychiatric ward I guess. If your granny gets forgetful, she isn't a psychiatric case. This is why I post more on Facebook, I get censored less by the lefty loons in San Francisco. This place has turned into a football version of mumsnet, where hurt feelings trump free speech.

Lucy Powell , ripe for mandatory deselection.

Typical Labour illiberalism. Besides, everyone knows proper mujahideen use Puffin Party

The average MP is still probably using AOL dialup

How do they think they can force Facebook to close them down and how can they believe the people wouldn't just switch to another platform that supported them? Daft as the idea of making Whats App give up end-to-end encryption. I do worry about the education of some of our MPs at times

I had a cup of tea for a £1 at Dulwich Hamlet - nothing hipster about it. Hot water and tea bag.

I see some MPs are going after closed Facebook groups/forums which could affect the Wimbledon one. Of course they are specifically going after the ones which have bile and hatred running through them. [Link]

I'd find a lot of the other weird appointments more worrying than changing managers were I a Bradford fan

Had nice chips at Maidenhead game and also hope Sunderland game is not changed as well its my birthday that day could be a lost weekend up norff

See what you mean Trigger . There’s hope for REPD yet clearly

Stop taking the piss.

I well recall the chairman of Dulwich Cigarillo welcoming visiting supporters with a leg of roast partridge to commemorate the deflowering of the Countess of Rutland

Sorry Colette not a dig at you at all but that’s such a horrific piece of writing that I checked out before they got anywhere near anything of interest.

The lobster thermidor and the Chateau Macron we had at the Winalot Trophy game up at Pimlico Peers in 1921 were unsurpassed in their quality.

Interesting write-up on Bradford's woes. Sounds an utter farce [Link]

The Cornish pasties from the vans outside Home Park are the best food you can get at any away match.

I think the reason that people eat at football is that some can't go more than ten minutes without stuffing their cakeholes. And the booze does mask some of the taste.

Can’t see Sky being interested in our game at Sunderland, they’ll be old news by then

Hope they don't muck about with the date for the Sunderland game as I'm off up to Newcastle that weekend and taking the game in with load of mates ... if sky moved it to Sunday it would be a nightmare