I think there's generally a clue in their behaviour that suggests cats aren't fans of large amounts of water. So not sure why anyone would take one to a beach. Not sure hot sand is good for their paws either. In fact generally taking your cat to the beach is a thick as shit thing to do on many levels.

Would love to go to Glasto but only if I could get a helicopter in and out rather than have to sleep in a tent

Silk - my wife went to the Chic one, it’s in her top 5 all time I think 👍

“Doc it” not “do not”, natch. D’oh.

Kentish, you’re right. On the Debentures do not said “All available packages and prices for season 2020/21 released by w/c 29th June“. In the meantime i was expecting a debenture FAQ to have been published by now but a few bits have seemingly held that up. (All good bits though, so hopefully some good news this week:)

Tonight's viewing decided - Nile Rodgers/CHIC on now and then Bowie at 9:30

This really is like watching us play Totteringham. You're 1-0 down. At least have a go, ffs....

more a fruit salad kit

Rhubarb & custard, please. BetGinge laid his usual bets from the little old boy who supports Chelscum before the season started & Citeh should surely have more chance of getting in their way than the Mags. I think (The Little Grey Book Of Doom is at work) that they were 11s.

Rhubarb custard v Black Jack's on BBC 1.

Trigg - hope you flew Cathay Pacific?

Judging by previous Kentish posts, I’m guessing it’ll be a mass fingering.

Surrey - I do not know the answers to these questions. Certainly I doubt the kitten gave a shit about the beach. I took my black tom cat to the Maldives once and he was totally non-plussed. Ungrateful bastard.

Wikipedia says we paid 650k for Deano, which is some way of being our first million pound signing.

Something is meant to be happening next week, but can’t remember whether it is ST prices or registering interest for a debenture.

Leaving aside the homoerotic banter for a brief moment, are we going to be told about season ticket pricing during this coming week?

When lockdown was imminent, the Yanks recorded record firearm applications. With the Brits, it was those bog rolls and flour

Fisting doesn’t sound very Covid-secure.

I'm hearing there is going to be a mass snog day when the vaccine is finally rolled out but until then it may have to be elbows or fists at most

Please can any of the more-tech-savvy-than-me (not difficult) parishioners help me? After the Borough Market terror attacks, some dick-head yank journalist filed a piece about how London was in a state of panic. Londoners being Londoners, this was immediately ridiculed with either a meme or a youpube thread about what REALLY made Londoners panic - someone making tea wrong, putting bog-roll on the holder the wrong way round, tutting at queueueue-jumpers ...etc... I can't for the life of me find it :-(

Certainly no tongues!

What is going to be the standard form of greeting when we meet again?

Brendan Rodgers looks like he has aged about 30 years during lock down

Great gifts GG 👍🎉

Anyone know whether Max Sanders signed a new contract with Brighton? Otherwise he’ll be a free agent in a couple of days.