I use Kapwing. Unaware of its text to speech capability I’m afraid. Prostite.

TF - what AI do you use for that? And does it do text to speech?

Warnock was only ever interim right?

Warnock gone Alan ball son has taken over Torquay

Chin up Rob. I read your reports without fail. I enjoy Bush Womble’s blog and I sometimes get the WHAD podcast transcribed and maybe sometimes the 9 Years lads’ podcast transcribed too. I don’t listen to podcasts because the format doesn’t work for my brain. But I used AI to transcribe them and then read that.

Just a heads up of a minute's applause planned for Saturday, as a mark of respect for Bob Ford, who very sadly passed away on Monday. Quite a few of you would have known Bob or at least recognise having seen him at matches & around the club over many years. Terribly sad news & a great guy. The applause is planned for the 61st minute. RIP Bob 🙏🏻💙💛

Bet Ramsdale had most fun playing for Wally.

The Spurs comeback is on….

👍 I know the feeling

TS - nope, I just ran out of time and mental energy to do an update this past weekend

Rambo wishes he was still leading the singing Wombles at Valley Parade…

Must be tough playing a Champions league game at Barcelona I feel for him, I sure he’d rather be playing Fleetwood

It was tough on Ramsdale but if you see the saves Raya makes that I'm afraid Ramsdale wouldn't get near you can see why Arteta did it.

Has SW19sArmy died a death?

Yes poor Rambo. From the high of signing for Arsenal to the lows of being treated pretty shoddily by Arteta and then ending up at box o frogs Newcastle.

Poor od Rambo. Must be getting a back ache😔

Late but not last train home from Padd full of happy Gooner and sad Chelsea types although you couldn't tell unless you knew thw results. Absolutely rammed and FGW added to the fun by reducing the no of carriages down from 8 to 4

I was in OI's seat last nighr, getting a general feel for when OI elopes to the East stand. The first 5-10mins of each half have constant interuptions for supporters getting their alcohol quota in.

On the leggy issue, those who say it's no excuse because every side is fatigued at this time in the season are partially right, but as others rightly pointed out it is then a test of squad depth. Shallower squads will feature more players who play every minute and will be leggier. So in that sense leggyness is an excuse for cash poor clubs to some extent, but it's complicated by managerial choice. Especially when managers aren't the most flexible on tactics and selection.

Definitely helped me Trigger ;)

Oh and bit of a shame to see an ex DTB member spend the whole pre-match stood inside the meet the DTB cabin thing and then drop his pint glass down on the floor for someone else to clear up despite the recycling thing being about 2m away. It’s interesting sometimes to observe people’s personal standards.

Re the half time pinters - I think we’re probably the same as every other club in that people enjoy the match day in many different ways. For some it’s all about supporting the team, watching every minute and not leaving till the final whistle no matter what. For others it’s a bit of that mixed with the more social aspect of football, chatting with mates and enjoying some down time from the stresses and strains of modern life and all that.

We only had 88 fans at Port Vale despite the kick off, I counted them

In that case I say make them 8pm kick offs then

Galty - Port Vale match was rearranged, so clubs have a bit of freedom on times. The 7pm kick off enabled those who were travelling back to London post-match to catch the train.