Thanks, Hash. I’m intrigued as to whether Kingsmeadow is now 100% Chelski or not now. Hope to have a quick gander (not Green Lane as per Farnham’s quiz today) on when I go past on Friday.

Evening standard story

You can spot who the theatre going types are ;)

No cases in london in last 24 hours,open them pub

Ocorona!

Good one KD - and for those who’ve been forced onto Universal Credit because they didn’t qualify for the furlough scheme: “Half A Sixpence”.

Whitehall farce starring Brian Rix for everybody who doesn't bother getting properly dressed any more - 'Ooh-err missus, where's me trousers?'

Don’t Kiss Me Kate

Nice one RP 👍

Whodunnit for everybody stuck at home - 'The Housetrap'

(For REPD): A musical depicting the Tory leadership during the Covid19 crisis, and how the gullible public were duped on a daily basis - “The Lying King” 🦁👑

The WHO's - Trump The Opera

Saturday Night Fever With A New, Continuous Cough

Coming soon : a musical depicting the Labour Party leadership during the CV19 lockdown, and how the protagonists overcame the restrictions on traditional canvassing

Trigger-very good

Musical about the virus? Miss Sigh Gone?

You don't ever retire from being an accountant judging by the number of requests for help I get

Bit rich coming from an ex accountant

2.1m unemployed plus 8m furloughed. You lazy arses 🤨

John le Don, don't think he'll like be called a Waitrose

I must admit I've done loads of online shopping that I don't normally do. Being retired, time was never an issue. Laithwaites wine is the pick of the online companies thks to John Lewis Don for recommendation. Not cheap but the two bottles I've drunk were 10/10.

Les vulnerables? Think you have hit on a good name for a musical about the coronavirus

Paddington, yes many of les vulnerables started self isolating a good week or two before the Govt imposed lockdown. We could see the no of inflected becoming a huge risk but at that stage Govt were talking about hard indemnity and not looking at what countries like Italy, China and France were doing. Anyway 15th June is liberation day for les vulnerables, hopefully

Bought something for the missus yesterday (or tried to). Don't often use Paypal, but it comes in handy sometimes. Anyways, Paypal's new security system cut in and wanted my mobile phone number. Said this before, but being deaf I don't have a mobile, so therefore couldn't supply them with a number. I wanted to request they send the code required to complete the transaction to my email account, but there was no option for that. In the end I had to give them my wife's mobile number (which defeated the idea of surprising her with something). Quite pissed of with Paypal now.

Beats me why people don't just phone McD's and get it delivered.