Smith might be out of our wage range

Matt Smith released from Salford. Big target man who knows where the net is

I heard John Green offer to fight Vinny for the film rights to the Greatest Story in footballl

Will this be the Summer we finally sign Tom Eaves?

Jason Euell spotted looking a bit confused outside of Fat Boys.

You want happy ending Freddie?

Heard a rumour that Vaughan Ryan and Stuart Douglas have finally been found locked in a cupboard on the 3rd floor. Contrary to previous rumours that they'd left

Sav so far I've seen Bassey (as ever with his mates), Ainsworth and Garrard so far this season. Anyone else been mentioned?

JJ to Gillingham.

Lurks - also, keep your eyes out for the former WFC players who we should be getting in to replace JJ.

This is actually supposed to be a true story. When AFCW were founded Tony Yeboah who once scored those goals against us for Leeds was 36 and his career had just ended, he rang up Terry Eames offering to play for us for free for a season, Eames thought it was a wind up and put the phone down

on a slightly different topic, who is this year's player that had a one off good season in non league that apparently we must sign and the club are idiots for not doing it?

Apparently Mo Salah is keen on a move to London having visited Wimbledon Village for a meal with his wife. He is also said to have stated he wants to 'give something back to football by joining a fan owned club lower in the pyramid' and is willing to do so without a wage as he earns enough from endorsements etc

Most stuff on the BBC and papers is fake prediction, not news. Just enjoy the fun 😁

I've heard that Al-Hamadi has fallen out with the Ipswich manager and will be loaned back to us in lieu of any further payments if Ipswich are promoted.

Morning all. This time of year is great for completely bollocks predictions that somehow get treated as though they were written in the Emerald Tablet of Hermes Trismegistus

Hash: yes, people make up stuff just for the fun of it. The more amazing thing is that there are always people willing to regurgitate the rubbish as fact.

Dave Donaldson used to take long throws. Played centre half.

Surbiton I really wish we'd stop trying to produce wing backs and convert every player into a wing back, always at the sacrifice of defensive ability. Currie is the only one who looks vaguely balanced between the 2 roles. It also leads to us playing 3 CBs to allow the WBs to play as wingers. In which case just play fucking wingers.

One of the things with Balmer at right back comes from the windy match where Bass (not Balmer) was at fault for constantly spraying the ball all over the place, in the air, vaguely near him. But I'd guess because people like Bass they wanted to blame Balmer more for it. He's not a full back but his ball control and basics are generally good outside of that game.

I know it's normally the full-back that takes a throw, but there's no particular reason a CB shouldn't - especially when we're in an attacking position high up the pitch (which is the only place where a long throw adds much anyway)

Hash - maybe his whippet is homesick?

Johnson has rubbished the rumours that his Mrs wants a move up north.

Balmer started off well looking very assured but mistakes crept in particularly when he was at RB. I would much rather a natural RB playing there than Balmer. His long throw is definitely an asset but his general crossing and passing wasn't all that.

I was at Leicester 5 - 0 Southampton last Tuesday - Kasey McAteer came on for the last few minutes but I don't think he touched the ball. Great to see him score last night.