Reading back, thks for offer Trigger & OI. I wasn't being entirely serious

Kite - thanks :)

Just been to our ticket office. They do not give out printed tickets there, they have to be collected at Fulham. BUT There is a way to download a ticket from an iPhone 5. Very nice chap showed me how to do it - involves swiping down and clicking on things which I couldn't Remember enough to repat here but there is a way of doing it and it worked. It ended up in a wallet which I didn't know I had and I took a screenshot. Let's hope my battery doesn't run out.

Just shy of 4,750 I think a4e.

E-tickets would have been much easier than F* Tickets!

Peterborough have signed a forward from AFC Fylde for 600 grand!!! Thought they had no money

Sorry if AR, but do we know how many we are taking this evening - did it reach the 5,000 mark?

So they could do e tickets all along

Have now got eticket so just a case of getting the right link sent

Woking - and very good it was too :))

Docklands, yes they replied to my email but didn't answer my question! Instead they claimed Fulham were emailing a link, which fuelled surprise, didn't arrive.

Has anybody heard from the ticket office today? No reply to my e-mail and also not answering the phone.

Well rounded skills for those that climb the ladder, needing to discuss a full set of subjects and not reside in the IT box, OI

A4E 'twas a very old & very poor attempt at humour

And it was Phillo that got LV anyway.

Whilst Al Fayed is generally considered a bad egg nowadays, was his ownership of Fulham particularly dodgy at the time? As I see it Fulham are still in their same, extensively redeveloped, stadium; haven't been through any administration or financial difficulties since he sold up and have been eating at the top table since our last game against them in 2001.

Woking - fair enough, would dozens be acceptable? Probably well over 100 by now though…

And how would you generalise about accountants RK?

WJ Millions of times

IT professionals, and i spent eight years working with them at BA, have limited people or commercial skills and tend to be very bias in favour of new technology, presumably to enhance their CVs

"Most digital tickets work really well, I’ve used hundreds of them for gigs and sporting events" - how many thousand times have you been told not to exagerate?

Most digital tickets work really well, I’ve used hundreds of them for gigs and sporting events - but this particular one has been the first one that flummoxed me until it was all clear… I suspect Fulham paid some provider a shit-ton of money for a system they got talked into by a smarmy IT exec type whizz kid - just another reason to dislike them, adding to their Michael Jackson and Al Fayed connections….

Quick note, my ticket has now gone.

Apple bricks, google wallet, anne droid, apple wallet...I'm getting too old for all this shite. Bring back £.s.d, gallons, Lbs & oz, cash, road sweeps, pothole repairs, a police force that serves the public, MPs ditto. I'll stop there before my old head explodes.

I fully expect us to show no ambition, sit back and let Fulham have the ball and hope we hold out for penalties or score from a rare set piece. It will be like Chelsea and Newcastle. Jackson will not want us to get hammered and will prioritise that over trying to win the game.