Trigger - don't be fooled by that picture of Naz. He was going through his Dave Anderson look-alike period when that photo was taken. 🤣

As a sheltered teen/20ish I thought Dick Emery was extremely funny. Then I discovered the double entendre and I found him even funnier. My parents didn't get it but then they didn't like the comedy king Billy Connolly.

Naz is pretty much how I imagined him although not appearance wise.

Oh and by the way you are totally not how i imagined you 😁

Steady Naz - some folk round these parts get obsessed with demanding identity and not always for good reasons.

RK - he had his knockers!

Wonder if the black and white minstrel show will follow afterwards like it did on a sat night?

This is the stuff [Link]

Wasn't he the king of the double entendre. I guess they don't make them like that anymore ...

Postie - ooh, you are awful..

Dick Emery show coming back on 30 June on ch166 if you have sky hello honky tonks

Great news that we’ve managed to sign smith would love Browne back as well but really can’t see it.

He got the midas touch

JG (and others)... Have you thought about putting a photo on your profile so if any of us see you at NPL we can have a chat about your ideas? Or do you prefer to remain incognito? And if so, why?

JG - without wishing to do down your skills at football surely that is a similar question as "why were you so bad at football?" Everyone has different skill sets and we tend to think that everyone should find the skills we are adept at easy.

Why are so many footballers so bad at handling their finances and securing their long term futures? Sean Wright-Philips being the latest of a long line of ex Premiership footballers being declared bankrupt. [Link] Back in the mid 90s - one Britain's top footballers at the time was referred to me to invest in my then fledgling insurance company - from memory we were raising £250,000 and he was looking at investing around £10,000 (which would have been small change for him then). His investment would have gone onto be worth hundreds of thousands if not millions within 10 years - but he instead carried on frittering his money away. Years later he was declared bankrupt.

It helps he was with us from the ages of 10-12. Just saying, that's all...

[Link] Palace sign a new keeper, Goodman looks like he's going to Huddersfield, so do Palace have another young keeper they feel like loaning to us? Joe Whitworth maybe...? [Link]

CW - Ogundere had a 29% cross completion rate which is high in any division. He was rated in the top 10% for successful crosses in League 2 last season.

Silk toilet

Hash wants a free season ticket

Striker?

What's an ST?

I just hope Copey doesn't think he can revive Hudlin who's just been released by Huddersfield😫

I think we need 2 keepers, at least 1 CB to cover, 3 WBs including someone to cover, an AM and a ST plus Hutchinson to sign.