Plan B is to call the club in the morning, give them your ticket details and ask them to print out your ticket. They will then take it to Fulham where it will be available for collection from the Guest Collections window next to the main ticket office 90 minutes before kick off.

Got mine now but it’s just like a photo of a ticket - no QR or barcode…. So I could just send it to multiple people and they can show it and walk in too…?

RK - it's Google Wallet you need to install. Search in Google Play Store for it. It's free. Gpay was closed a couple of years ago. The club have been given out of date guidance by the look of it. The Fulham website says if you have an Android phone you can only use Gpay (but they mean Google Wallet). It also says you can't use the native Samsung Wallet you may have if you have a Samsung phone. However, when you click on the link (mine arrived at 6.20 pm tonight) you get given the choice, so I chose Google Wallet and it worked.

A4e yeah i got it but had to put in some google wallet or something. I mean i don't know whats wrong with just having a wallet

Naz, almost certainly not. Plan B looks like get to either Plough Lane or (more likely) Fulham early and get paper ticket. My problem is that I'm really busy tomorrow and it will be difficult sorting this out in good time

Received ticket can i download into Android google wallet? Anyone!

Sent e-mail to the club enquiring if my screenshot will be enough... "'AFC Wimbledon' (news@afcwimbledon.ltd.uk) The recipient's mailbox is full and can't accept messages now. Please try resending your message later, or contact the recipient directly." But I also sent it to tickets@afcwimbledon.ltd.uk and that hasn't bounced back yet. Fully expecting to have to leave home at lunchtime to get to one or other ticket office to try to sort this out. What folk in this situation who live further away are going to do is beyond me. We need guidance on the OS.

Hash - have you received one? I’m still without…. :(

What a load of absolute bollocks that fulham ticket is

Sessegnon was on before him and sounded like he could easily do KFC or Currys ad voiceovers. Apparently you can hear it all again on BBC Sounds.

Thanks Nick and Kitey. Let's hope this nonsense doesn't infect our division for a bit.

Mikey T is on BBC London now.

You can use any smartphone but on Android, you have to install Google Pay. I can't do this without subscribing to the LA Post, which presumably, after five days, I end up paying for. Can't get out of that loop, so no thanks

Paddington - I assume a smartphone of any manufacturer. If this is the future it can fuck off.

Maybe they’re sending out the posh Priority 1/A tickets first….?

Out of interest are you all saying you need an iPhone to get these tickets?

Tickets arrived and they state which seats we have booked.

Nope - no tickets yet…..

DD, near the Goat pub on Carshalton Road.

Tickets arrived 👍

6 Tickets received and into Apple Wallet Took all of 20 seconds

If anyone does manage to get their ticket for Fulham don't put it a bag bigger than A4 [Link]

Fire on Mitcham Common apparently

As an off-ticket-topic aside I’m currently enjoying researching Operation Biting - a good old derring-do operation from early 1942 when British paratroopers supported by the RAF and Navy dropped into a snowy Normandy to dismantle a piece of German radar equipment with the idea of bringing it back to Blighty to see how it was built and worked. Interesting to see that just one week after the (successful) raid two of the lads who were manning Brenn guns on the landing craft sent in to pick up the paratroopers from the beach to protect them from enemy fire played for Brighton v Millwall.

It’s not like I talk about it a lot but my phone always autocorrects to tumeric.