I wonder what the odds are of us having 6 teams in the last 16 of the Champions League and none in the quarter finals

Good to hear that, Postie. Hope it all eases soon 🙏

So far so good a bit tired pissing painful like barbed wire don’t want to go through that again for 7 months great staff Worthing hospital

All well, Postie?

Think big think dons

Ave it

Yayy

3pts please...and a packet of crisps.

Whereas blokes probably see cats as future Davy Crocket hats.

No sub keeper and only one defender on the bench 😬

Women sometimes think cats are pets.

Oh, after round 2 ours had a bit of a limp, the other one left half his fur behind.

Us blokes know that, Trigger, but the missus thinks different, and she's one tiger I'm not in a hurry to cross.

Pete - as long as the cat’s not getting damaged then it’s best to let them sort themselves out. They’ll work out when each other is allowed in certain places. They’ll work on a timeshare basis over territory. We could learn a lot from them.

Hobo (our cat), 2 fights in 2 days with another tom. Kept him in today, little brawler wot he is.

Would be so great if I lived there now, so close to the ground

Trigs - in the 90s I rented a room off a German lady in Colliers Wood and she had loads of cats and I’d wake up to “presents” at the end of my bed, dead voles, mice and birds One time one of them brought in a live pigeon and it was flying round the kitchen, it was pandemonium, my land lady shouting out “catch zee bird!!” It was a cross between Fawlty Towers & Dastardly and Mutley 🥰

Shame to see Asiimwe start over Nkeng. Asiimwe's form has completely fallen off a cliff recently. Can't argue with much else.

I see two or three Bayern players got late bookings yesterday for time wasting. Meaning they are suspended for the second leg with Atalanta but then have a clean slate.

I had a CAR called Jet, cos I picked it up the morning we played Oxhey Jets in the Fa cup, and it was black.

Merry biffday Michael

My cat is a ferocious killer after being well trained in hunt and kill techniques for various prey. Absolute beast he will not give up a hunt.

My cat was 17 in human years or 84 in cat years last week. She's a rescue cat which i when she was just one and her original owners got a bit of a shock when she stopped being a kitten

We had two cats called Iranu and Uvavu (from the Dove From Above round on Reeves & Mortimer's Shooting Stars). Was really funny hearing their names called out at the vet's.

Egg - it’s weird how we miss a cat, I mean they tend to own us rather than the other way around, but their inscrutability makes us like them all the more… Ours died just over a year ago, and is still missed - the diabetes did for him eventually. He was called Leon because we picked him up just a day or so after we’d been to see Kings of Leon… When I was young, my parents had a beagle dog they called Cristo because my mum fancied the actor Alan Badel, one of the stars of the 1964 TV series The Count of Monte Cristo!!