Although I'm struggling to think of a family friendly version of "you shag your dogs"

Perhaps the champagne song could just be adapted? "We drink Ribena" etc

One of the funniest things today was some our supporters reinventing our chants without swearing. One was 'we're not allowed to swear'. Not a witness but apparently someone tried to start the Champaign song at which someone dashed over to tell them to stop. Not suitable for a family audience.

[Link] Loan out

A huge moment in Bradford City’s season as they display courage and character... [Link]

Great post earlier Silk. Only caveat is that persecution is not always limited to board members.

I can't normally get to women's matches as I work Sundays. I have a week off so Richard and I went. I wandered along to find Bert when I heard my name called. It was an old schoolfriend who I've known for over 50 years. We last caught up 6 years ago at a school reunion.

Nick W I have met Maverick and he was good enough to make a pretty substantial donation to the Alzheimer’s fund raising on playoff day, seems like a very decent bloke.

Final score was 1 - 2.

Very unfortunate last minute defeat for the women's team today. In all fairness, Watford looked the more talented team and had hit the woodwork several times, but a real battling comeback by us in the second half. Until a last minute melee in the box and heartbreak.

Arse bottle it again

That report states one thing that really grinds my gears. Why do players find shame in kicking it into row z? It's not just our players, but obviously they are the ones I really give a shit about. JJ, if you are reading here, you really need to explain percentage play. 100% of the ball off the pitch equals 100% chance of regrouping and a great chance of not conceding. Play the variable percentage game and good teams will find you out. The Peter Kay approach works bloody well when you've got something to lose, and boy was that evident yesterday.

KT2 - I'm glad I made you chuckle, but why ? What made you chuckle ?

Spartan, your 12.58 post made me chuckle. A long one since I recalled the shitness of the view from the John Smith stand at KM. We'e spoiled rotten these days tbf.

Good report on yesterday - including the comments below... [Link]

Going down again - in a minute

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Connectivity will be lost for a few minutes at about 3pm. Shouldn't be long

See Morgan Williams scored twice for King's Lynn yesterday. Shame we did not persevere longer with his development.

What was Bishop up to on 1st one? Browne's 2nd attempt should have easily been on target, Johnson should have dealt with the back pass better but Bishop's attempted clearance was woeful

Big names in the hat tom for next round of fa cup jersey boys could get daggers or torque

Thanks, information.

As I usually do the polar opposite of what Surrey Bob says, here's one vote for Martin, should he stand again

Also Martin hasn't yet managed to find the answer to my question about how many of the 7824 members and 854(?) under-25 members had season tickets. You would think that was a relatively simple question to answer.

I remember the day being very hot for that very entertaining Grays game. Didn't we have a couple of goals disallowed or a couple of dead cert penalties turned down ? I seem to remember something controversial like that.