*Donold

Hopefully Donald will tell the king that heat pumps are rubbish and climate change is fake and the green party aren't green anymore:-)

Guy Martin did a good show called House without Bills earlier this year. When they put in a heat pump they said you needed a real expert to spend time calibrating the system after it has been installed. Sounds like the people who say they are useless haven't had this done.

Segers

Happy Easter whatever day that is for all those who like saying they’re fans of the church and stuff, this sums things up quite well I reckon…. [Link]

Huddersfield game that is

I noticed Sully was wearing no. 23 so who had the no. 1 shirt that season?

Elys of Wimbledon is 150yrs old this year. Not been in there for years (pre 88). Last time only remembered because they had every other Div 1 shirt except ours. Sold out? Nah! Not worth it, some sales assistant said.

Hmm…

Our window cleaner had one in his housing association place. Said it was useless. Only person I can think of who has direct experience.

That’s part of my concern CW

Someone's put a bunch of April Fool posters on the telephone mast outside our house. One of them has a big picture of Alan Kimble on it (the bloke saying he needs a Kimble sticker to complete a set).

My mate Ed Milliband reckons they are a good idea 😀

Any wuppers have air source heat pumps?

Efan Ekoku at Huddersfield in the 4th minute of injury time in the 5t round of the cup was an early example of what is called limbs these days when random strangers were hugged and people ended up several rows away from where they were originally

Afternoon all. VAR in the 1890s took about five hours because the illustrator had to paint the incident in question first

RIP Chip Taylor - Angel of the Morning, Coalfields of Shickshanny and Wild Thing

Steve - it was an early form of VAR - Victorian Assistant Referees… ;)

Correct Answer Pete:-)

Sod Trump, it's the rest of you buggers I'm worried about.

Pete, no - Trump's still at it until 5pm EST

Is it safe to come out yet?

BBC Radio Oxy did a half-decent April Fool just before mid-day. They said that the Eurovision contest was to be replicated in Asia, hosted in Bangkok this year.

That photo was originally taken from the 1887 cup final at the Oval between West Bromwich Albion and Aston Villa. No goal nets, so the umpire is looking along the goal line. Victorian technology!

The front page of the FT had a mock up of the Trump Presidential Library with a 747 inside it and a gold escalator which I assumed was their April Fool but apparently it is genuine (reported elsewhere)