Weak, weak defending.

Oh dear.

And if they can’t do it, trash the bar they respect that sort of thing in Glasgow.

Yes RP - just get them to press the Home button on their remote and the SkySports+ match options appear on the Home Screen. Simply scroll along to find our game and select.

RP, it's on Sky Sports +. He should be able to find an option for EFL games and they should appear there for selection.

Currently in a bar in Glasgow, with TV showing Millwall vs Norwich on Sky Sports + - landlord says he'll put our game on for me if I can tell him how to find it - any ideas?

Thanks Trigger

Dorking Worthing today big clash sold out game

One out of three!

Ah yes had forgotten about TWOBM! Hope you enjoy your trip to Plough Lane. You know if we win you’ll be obliged to return next game…

I would be tempted to start Foyo, Nkrng & Hutch today.

Hi Paddington, it’s certainly a trip from down west but glad to have made it, now just trying to find my way around

Hello Bodmin!

Plough Lane bound… Hoping it’s going to be a good game today and ideally three points

Pompey v Oxford , a lower goes down game? For selfish reasons would sooner it was Pompey, but not really bothered.

You're easily pleased (and easily fooled) Bob! [Link]

Trigs-at home it’s hard to be so defensive as the crowd push you forward so leaving you exposed. Hard to see us scoring with a bunch of kids up front

Do they still smash up phone boxes? Not been in one recently for a slash

And if by a miracle of science, an extra booted foot is growing out of the No.5's lower hamstring

Going on numerical form we should see today’s game as winnable. Luton only won 1 of their last 6 away and we’ve won 4 our last 6 home games. But I just can’t see it based on what I’ve seen at Stockport and Lincoln. I believe we’ll give a good account of ourselves, but we’ll fail to score and inevitably concede so I’m going 0-2.

Not sure if this is AR but another article bout the precarious financial position of EFL clubs, particularly the Championship. [Link]

And when they're not nicking things they're smashing up the public toilets.

They have cctv of the lads in Watchet, as well as knowing who they are anyway but the police still won't do anything. They are well fed teenagers who live with their parents.

Agreed NickD - many different factors creating many different reasons why people shoplift. I read something recently about a recorded rise in “middle class shoplifting” where people who can afford to pay and have no criminal history are increasingly adding items to their self checkout basket without scanning/paying - with a variety of reasons for self-justification eg they feel like it’s fair enough given the prices of items and/or how loyal they’ve been to a supermarket.

Isn't it a microcosm of the problems facing the country? How to deal with shoplifting is the secondary problem, but the primary problem - why people are shoplifting in growing numbers - is multifaceted and can't really be solved, hence why you can elect Farage or Polanski but nothing will change as the societal issues are too deep-rooted. Anyway, Happy Easter everyone.